Every entry below is a signed release or a live service deploy — named, dated, and verifiable against the checksums. The numbers on this page are computed from the log itself: if we ever slow down, this page will be the first to say so. The body updates itself — a release cut in the morning is on your machine by your next launch.
Log begins 2026-07-06 — the week this page was born. Earlier releases (v0.1 → v0.7) predate it. Names are real: each release is named for the thing it taught the mind to do.